OK so this a pretty mild spring break story, you guys post your own stories if you got anything better, but i just felt sharing this. So on the second day of my cruise to the Bahamas me and this girl i met (Her name is Shayna but i nicknamed her Chicken Nugget) decide we're going to go to this place called club Oxygen. This place is supposed to be for older teenagers, but there wasn't really any authority there and all these little kids were just walking in and those guys really got on my nerves. Anyways, i'd been dancing with Chicken Nugget for a while and she asks me to request a song for her. So i step over to the dj (well it was more like a pivot he was only like an arms reach away) and when i turn back this black guy is dry humping (Grinding) my girl. Three things go through that mind at that moment: First i'm shocked because he's a lot younger and smaller than i am and he had the balls to do that with me right next him. Then i get jealous, i mean i wanted to grind with Chicken Nugget, and then finally i get pissed off. I give him a dirty look then i peeled his greasy ass of my girl and shoved him over to his 2 black friends in the corner who were snickering this whole time. A couple of songs later i'm grinding with Chicken Nugget and that guys friend or brother or something tries to worm his away between me and her. At this point, I had mostly forgotten about that last guy but when this kid shows up i get pissed off all over again and I toss his ass back over to his 2 friends in the corner. After a few songs i'm feeling pretty good and then she turns around with this huge grin on her face and is about to say something to me when the third black guy blurts out something like "Hey girl come take a ride on my dick". I go so pissed at that and i just snapped. I take my pivot step, stare down into his scared little eyes, rear back, and am about to shatter the dude's forehead when he falls straight on his ass and starts apologizing to me which isn't funny but made me laugh because he started acting like he knew me and that we were friends. In fact they all acted like we were friends and kept trying to talk to me for the rest of the cruise. Wow that got longer than i planned on making it, ah i'll post it anyway